2. Telling me he likes my "chubb"
3. "I was reading in woman's magazine about jeans that lift and tug. You should get some of those."
4. Describing me as "loose" after sex
5. If we get married, let's do it in August so we can celebrate my birth and death.
6. I think my seeds are swimming up stream (in response to seeing kids)
7. Kids are parasites. They live and suck everything out of their host.
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